Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.