You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.

You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.

Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.