The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.