My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.