I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.