I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.