My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's better to come here already solid to get your reputation quicker.

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet with social media or web videos and now there's so many networks and TV shows.