Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment... Thank me.

I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.

I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of dude.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.