I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

There's no room for failure performing [stand-up] for a black audience. If you don't get them right away it's tough winning them back even if you're doing top-notch material. If you didn't win them right when you walked out there, it's tough.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

I play myself on everything I do.

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.