There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.