Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse.
Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.
I'm always kind of in my head thinking.
If I was just allowed to talk and handle the whole thing by myself without the audience interrupting with laughter, the show would be much more interesting. Think about all the time we waste by waiting for them to finish their noise, you know?
There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.
I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.