There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning

Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the paint. Whatever you want. Just give us 50 years. 50 years. That's it.

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

It would be cool for someone to ask me about some of the structural choices I make with my albums.

People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good comic." You could at least talk about the form of it, and I feel like that's always the thing that's missed.

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.