New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep thinking, "If they get drunk, they would commit a hate crime." Now that is an extreme position to take, but it's just a feeling I get. New Zealand people, I don't see that.
Hari KondaboluWhen I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary, because that's the point - it's one bottle. Because I used to have the shampoo, that's one, conditioner, one. I did the same thing, even though it was two-in-one. I was corrected in my mid-20s by my girlfriend at the time, who laughed at me and said how stupid that was.
Hari KondaboluIt's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.
Hari KondaboluTelling me that Iām obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me Iām obsessed with swimming when Iām drowning.
Hari KondaboluI never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.
Hari KondaboluNew Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep thinking, "If they get drunk, they would commit a hate crime." Now that is an extreme position to take, but it's just a feeling I get. New Zealand people, I don't see that.
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