It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

I've always looked older.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

I am frozen musically somewhere around 2004.

People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good comic." You could at least talk about the form of it, and I feel like that's always the thing that's missed.

I wrote a lot of poetry in the last two years of high school, all about the same girl I was in love with. That was pretty awful. Did you know that in poetry, every line does not need to rhyme?