There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

I am frozen musically somewhere around 2004.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the paint. Whatever you want. Just give us 50 years. 50 years. That's it.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.