Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse.

I'm always kind of in my head thinking.

When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you can't enjoy any kind of entertainment if you are not able to humanize white people. If you watch a film and are like, "Oh, this has white people in it? Then I'm not interested," then you can't enjoy anything in America!

I don't drink before shows.

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.