Get a day job, make your money from that, and write to please yourself.

There in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon.

A man may truly live in his dreams, his noblest dreams, but only, only if he is worthy of those dreams.

My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

I've only been an asshole to assholes!

There is Harlan Ellison the human being, who takes a crap a couple of times a day, and who farts, and who eats chicken croquettes, if I can find them. And then there is the writer, this writer-person, who is a much finer person than I. Much more orderly, much more meaningful. Worthier, than I [am].