Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.
My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.
Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.