If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

Lionel Messi is the most amazing player I have ever seen.

Paul Scholes should be included in England's Euro 2012 squad.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.