I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in foreign. I knew they were saying "Blah, blah, blah, le bastard manager..."

Lionel Messi is the most amazing player I have ever seen.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball.

I can't keep protecting people who don't want to run about and train, who are about three stone overweight. What am I supposed to keep saying? 'Keep getting your 60, 70 grand a week but don't train'? What's the game coming to?

David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them.