I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in foreign. I knew they were saying "Blah, blah, blah, le bastard manager..."

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

You come here to Anfield, you stand there and listen to that crowd, and it's the greatest sight in football.

He is not injured. He's not fit. He's not fit to play football, unfortunately. He played in a reserve game the other day and I could have run about more than he did. I can't pick him.

Lionel Messi is the most amazing player I have ever seen.

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.