We've got sports scientists who insist it's important for the lads to eat after games to refuel, even if it's 2am. I used to refuel after games at West Ham until half past three in the morning in a different way - but then I'm old school.

I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in foreign. I knew they were saying "Blah, blah, blah, le bastard manager..."

You couldn't put a value on him, he's on another planet. For me, Lionel Messi is undoubtedly the No.1 player in the world.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.