You couldn't put a value on him, he's on another planet. For me, Lionel Messi is undoubtedly the No.1 player in the world.

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

Paul Scholes should be included in England's Euro 2012 squad.

What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know.