I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.