I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

You couldn't put a value on him, he's on another planet. For me, Lionel Messi is undoubtedly the No.1 player in the world.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball.