Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for maths.
Age is just a number, maturity is a choice.
I've got a really good family; I've got great friends around me.
I feel like I've woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?