I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?

My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.

I wouldn't say I'm girl-crazy, because that makes me sound like a bit of a womanizer. That isn't really me. But I am quite flirty - maybe too flirty. I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I like to have fun!

Tall girls are hot. Short girls are cute.

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls