I quit shoelaces a long time ago.
I'm tired of going to an empty bedroom every night. I wish I had a girl I could cuddle with
My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
I don't want to be viewed as a womaniser or whatever. I don't like going crazy crazy, I like having fun but it's nice to wake up in your own bed, isn't it?
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.
I feel like I've woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.