A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.
I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.
I quit shoelaces a long time ago.
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up all these candles on the bridge. But when I called her and told her she said it was too dark and she wasn't coming out.