A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
I can take critism, but if it's like 'I don't like you' then I want to know why people don't like me. Why do you hate me? What have I done?
I'm a huge E! fan. Every hotel room, I watch it all the time. 'E! News' is fantastic.
I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?
I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I'm having fun. I'm just not having as much fun as people make out.