I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

I'm tired of going to an empty bedroom every night. I wish I had a girl I could cuddle with

It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act.

I can take critism, but if it's like 'I don't like you' then I want to know why people don't like me. Why do you hate me? What have I done?

I’m still waiting for that passionate kiss in the rain.

My first real crush was... Louis Tomlinson.