Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
Never saw one worth a damn.
I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.
No matter what happens, keep on hitting the ball.