Don't praise your own good shots. Leave that function to your partner who, if a good sport, will not be slow in performing it.
No matter what happens, keep on hitting the ball.
I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.
The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way.
More matches are lost through carelessness at the beginning than any other cause.
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.