Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.
More matches are lost through carelessness at the beginning than any other cause.
Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you do, you will only complicate and spoil your game - and encumber your locker with useless rubbish.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.