You may feel powerless as a child, but the world will one day be yours. And you're responsible for it. So, seize the day and take charge of it.

The great thing about suicide is that it's not one of those things you have to do now or you lose your chance. I mean, you can always do it later.

What looks absolutely fabulous in rehearsal can fall flat in front of an audience. The audience dictates what you do or don't change.

I actually pray everyday, but I don't believe in God.

Always admit when you're wrong. You'll save thousands in therapy... and a few friendships too.

I'm sure there's going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different.

Never be bullied into silence.