No matter how poorly you play, there is always someone you can beat. No matter how well you play, there is always someone who can beat you.

Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you've already made the mistake.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

The woods are full of long drivers.

If you play golf, you are my friend.