If you play golf, you are my friend.

Be brave if you lose and meek if you win.

A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.