A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

The woods are full of long drivers.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

No matter how poorly you play, there is always someone you can beat. No matter how well you play, there is always someone who can beat you.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.