I'm letting no man handle my bank account.

I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.

I don't belong on this earth. I always feel out of place - like a visitor.

I always have the best of everything.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!