A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.