Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!
Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.
If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.
If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.
Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.