A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.