The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn't sure at all that he would ever understand them.

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.