...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.