People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.
A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.