Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.
Do you believe i am the Pravus?
Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.