Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.
Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.
People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.