Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.