Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.