Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up