Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".