Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.