My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.