In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.