My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.