Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.

The fashion just now is a Roman Catholic frame of mind with an Agnostic conscience: you get the mediaeval picturesqueness of the one with the modern conveniences of the other.

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.