Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

Life is full of its disappointments, and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions.

Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.