I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

Romance at short notice was her speciality.

If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.