I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

There may have been disillusionments in the lives of the medieval saints, but they would scarcely have been better pleased if they could have foreseen that their names would be associated nowadays chiefly with racehorses and the cheaper clarets.

Romance at short notice was her speciality.

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.

Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.