A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company, comforts and inspires.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me.

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a glass of water over his head.

I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don't have to stay that way.

I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But I would never kill an animal during mating season.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.