I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But I would never kill an animal during mating season.

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

I'm fifty-one years old, but I'm not through yet. I have lived a full life, and intend packing in quite a lot more.

If you use your imagination, you can look at any actress and see her nude... I hope to make you use your imagination.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

I win because I learned years ago that scared money always loses. I never care, so I win.