I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to somebody else. Money is to be enjoyed.

It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America than in Europe.

[Suggesting her epitaph:] This is too deep for me.

The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.