In the end there is nothing more unattractive to men than radical feminism.

Don't say 'what,' say 'pardon,' darling, and do as your mother tells you.

I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones' to get some money, to finance this earnest work, and then I chucked it out.

Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position.

Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes.

I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to be honest with me, so they are very heavily re-written already.

Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated as freaks by society.