Bridget Jones' Baby, at heart is about the gap between how you expect life to turn out and how it actually does.

I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

In the end there is nothing more unattractive to men than radical feminism.

I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets are not there to be picked and mixed but picked and stuck to, which is exactly what I shall begin to do once I've eaten this chocolate croissant.

I will not Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

Singletons should not have to explain themselves all the time but should have an accepted status — like geisha girls do

The corruption of the good by the belief in their own infallible goodnes is the most bloody dangerous pitfall in the human spectrum. Once you have conquered all your sins, pride is the one which will conquer you. A man starts off deciding he is a good man because he makes good decisions. Next thing, he's convinced that whatever decision he makes must be good because he's a good man. Most of the wars in the world are caused by people who think they have god on their side. Always stick with people who know they are flawed and ridiculous.