I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously.

Trying to describe a good marriage is like trying to describe your adrenal glands. You know they're in there functioning but you don't really understand how they work.

Work with the raw material you have, namely you, and never let up.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

If you do the best you can, no matter how bad the situation, you probably are going to come out okay.

The happiest people I know are not those who are the most beautiful, rich or famous. The happiest people I see are simply those who stay cheerful and try to cheer up others while getting through their own bad stuff

Talkers expand like bread dough.